IS IT POSSIBLE?

"Is it possible," asks Mrs Verity Donet of Santa Anna, "to mix wax and beeswax?"

Well, Mrs Donet, I assume you have on your mind some intention of creating a super-candle, or failing that, a bee-like wax that is less bee-like than beeswax. And what in the world is wrong with THAT?

Mrs Donet, it IS possible to mix wax and beeswax. You do this in order to create a waxy beeswax.

- Reggie Pont-Duphries

NEVER HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE

Heard this joke today I had never heard before. Not that that should be much of a shock - there would be a gajillion jokes I've never heard before, especially in Turkish and German. Anyway, it was quite good but not the best. It was OK. I smiled but I didn't laugh. It was about Nazi Pigs. Apparently the Nazis bred pigs and tried to brainwash them into becoming Nazis who loved Aryans and all that. It worked but the bacon tasted funny. I forget the exact puchline but as I said, it was OK. Not hilarious, just normal funny.