Wednesday, July 28, 2010

DREAM YE OF DREAMS?

A new phenomenonenon has been documented by the Boy Scout Association of America. Known as Dream Dreaming, it is the phenomenoneon by which when one is dreaming, ie: when sleeping, then yon dreamer dreamest he or she of being dreaming a dream that is within the previous dream, eg: dreaming of dreaming.
According to Connor Jacobs (see pic) it is 'Like, freaky.'
So dream all of ye and hope and pray that you one day may dream that you are dreaming!

Monday, July 5, 2010

WONDER WORLD, WONDER!

In the deepest bowels of ships,
Live a group of fatty chips,
Hiding from yon tummies, all,
Will you find them, eat them, y'all?

In the highest treetop sticks,
Live a group of southern hicks,
Hiding from yon leggies, all,
Will you kick them, make them fall?

In the coldest icy snows,
Lives a smart and thinking nose,
Wond'ring if the world will end,
Will you him a postcard send?