Easter, first invented by the Pagans in 1942, was originally intended to recognise the Eastern-most part of the African coast.
A region of chocolate growers and consumers, the Nazis targeted 'The Easter' (as the area became known) during WW2.
Many chicken farmers, fearing chocolatière reprisals, covered their eggs in chocolate to hide their true origins. These chocolate makers ate these chocolate surprise eggs and later died when the building they gathered in for weekly bonsai grooming classes exploded.
We have celebrated Easter ever since.
So feast ye on yon merry egg, always in remembrance of the bonsai-loving East African chocolatières!
Thursday, April 9, 2009
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