SNAKES!

SNAKES! The very mention of the word sends a chill up many a trouser leg!
SNAKES! The longest, scariest, deadliest thing in the world!
SNAKES! Legless lizards who are out for a nice meal or meals!
Yes, friends, beware of the snake - the scariest thing known to man or beast. These terrible creatures are full of a kill lust that must be quenched. Beware of them, oh fleet footed champion, if you wish to keep your fleetness and/or your feet!
They are silent, but deadly, with massive fangs dripping with deadly venom. Let them attach temeselves to you via these fangs and you will be pumped full of spicy venom that could kill a horse! Once a snake attaches to your arm it will NEVER come off! Even if you cut it in half with an axe, the snake will continue to try and kill and then eat your severed limb!
So if you wish to live, BEWARE of the SNAKE!